Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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