Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Dicks are not precious.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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