she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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