at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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