Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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