and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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