i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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