How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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