I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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