you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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