i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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