A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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