More tranny stories later!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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