you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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