your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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