After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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