just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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