If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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