What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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