I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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