Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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