u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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