I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Rumble strips road head = magical
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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