like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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