is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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