mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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