i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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