I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I am available for nakedness
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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