You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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