So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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