if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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