i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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