:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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