Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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