that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
