I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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