And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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