I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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