so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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