Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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