when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
