This is not my ceiling
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
