508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Randomize
