i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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