i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
cat food counts as protein by the way
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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