i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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