Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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