that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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