This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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