Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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