There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
FUCK WHALES
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