Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Small penises have feelings too.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
