I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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