Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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