I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
